Beans, rice, and mushrooms!
Cooking meals with Fred is fun!
Our dinner
Our dinner
Our dinner
Summer visit with Fred!
See, he was really here! That is Fred in the woods of my apartment complex.
Fred in the woods
Well, and here’s me in the woods at my apartment complex!
Ivy in the woods
We played with some stuff and I made this pretty decoration!
Pentacle made of pine needles
We got this awesome watermelon! This is us attempting to eat it.
Sharing a watermelon
The dorkiest outfit
Fred took a picture of me getting ready to go out, wearing the dorkiest stuff I could muster: a beanie hat, my lovely spectacles, and crazy shorts with a rainbow on the butt, a velcro fly with a drawstring top, and a texture like they are made out of a tarp.
Spectacles and beanie
Haha
This is something called a ha-ha circle! Get your friends together, lie on each other’s stomachs in a circle, and someone starts giggling. Eventually everyone is roaring and there is no way to stop it except to stand up.
Haha Circle
That’s it, we’re gone.
Haha Circle
Here is a series of pictures from when a very strange boy named Seth managed to shove himself completely into a JC Penney’s bag. His “hatching” is documented here.
Seth in a bag
Seth in a bag
Seth in a bag
Seth in a bag
And here are a series of pictures of me doing semi-perverted things with an inflatable sheep that Jessica and Ron got for a wedding present. Oh my.
Sheep is nice
Sheep is nice
Sleeping on sofa
Jessica’s Pre-Wedding Dinner
We went to help Jessica decorate the place where she’d be having her reception, and a flower was broken. Here’s me holding the flower . . . and Fred holding the stem.
Flower and stem
I can make crowns out of napkins. Here is me wearing one I made out of my napkin, at a dinner party that took place the night before Jessica’s wedding.
Crown napkin at rehearsal dinner
Here’s Fred wearing the crown I made out of his napkin. This is my favorite picture of Fred from this vacation.
Crown napkin at rehearsal dinner
This is me and Jessica at this same party. It was very loud in the room and we were probably attempting to speak to each other.
Hanging with Jess at the dinner
Jessica and her mom at the party. Just an amusing moment.
Jessica with her mom
Hijinks with Jessica
Fred liked the exercise bike in Jessica and Ron’s apartment. We had a joke that when he pedaled, it powered the computer.
Fred tries the bike
Jessica and Fred engage in mortal combat. Fred is obviously the loser in this particular fight.
Jess runs Fred through
Jessica did my hair like Princess Leia, and I took her lightsaber and attacked Darth Maul, puppeted by the happy-go-lucky Fred.
Fighting Darth Maul
Fred was unwise to fall asleep in the same room as four pranksters. We decorated him.
Fred sleeps and gets decorated
Imagine waking up to find you are covered with stuffed animals, a banana, and a paper umbrella with tape on your glasses? D’oh.
Fred awakens decorated
Squirt attack
On our way to Jessica’s house in Melbourne, we had to stop to get gas. While Fred filled it up, I looked around the gas station for something to prank him with. I found a squirt gun, bought it, filled it up in the bathroom, and when Fred came in to pay . . . ATTACK!
Squirt gun in a convenience store
Visiting Meg with Fred
Here’s when we visited Meghan, Anthony, and Katelyn in Tampa.
Visiting Meg & Katelyn
Golf with Fred
Here’s the next morning. I was getting ready to go out mini-golfing, and decided to show Fred what I looked like with my hair tucked into my shirt!
Pretending to have short hair
At Putt-Putt, Fred mini-golfing.
Fred at Putt-Putt
A similar picture of me golfing. Exciting, I know.
Ivy at Putt-Putt