Jessica and Ron at their wedding reception, having their first dance as children attack them with airborne bubbles. (I don’t have any pictures from the actual wedding, as it was not open to the public.)

This is the freaks table at the reception: Jessica’s friends. Here is me visiting them. (Fred and I were actually seated at the long front table with Jessica and Ron.)

There were shells all over the table and I gave Fred the idea to put two of them behind his glasses. Isn’t it cute?

The wedding cake.

Jes and Ron cutting their cake.

And it’s Jes and Ron *eating* their cake. Oh, isn’t it cute, barf barf.

Silly traditional wedding things . . . Jessica’s about to throw her bouquet here. Observe how I’m attempting to get out of the way.

It’s the wedding crowd doing the chicken dance! AHH!

This is me and Fred with Jessica’s mom. I am making an inexplicably weird face!

After the reception, there was a real party. Observe Jes and her friends in the pool.

Here’s where I spent most of the party, on the side of the pool talking to my new friend Steven, who is quite nice, a good listener and has stuff to say besides.

Steven, the Leader of the Penguin Tribe, is swearing fealty to me, Queen Ivy and High Priestess of Budgiland.

I liked this rope swing. I spent lots of time there during this party. (Mostly talking to Steven and watching the pool partiers frolic.)

It was nice and shady there.