Lock up your junk
As part of a joke, some other asexual people and me on Tumblr locked our pants up with various protective devices.

Lock up your junk

Lock up your junk

Chopped ponytail

Cut my hair!

Mom in new crib

Sweatpants o’clock

Swanky hotel at Princeton

Remote control heater??

Hoagie with Ryan

Hiding from exciting news

Tampa Cupcakes

Snowy Ivy

Cara’s tea

Cara loves Meg’s guac